So, all in all a relatively normal Christmas for my family, oh yeah, except for one little detail: Heather tried to shoot my eye out. You see, Heather received a pellet gun from one of her many beaus. She has spent much of her holidays shooting me and Garrett with it. I decided I was going to find where she had stashed it and deliver her some well deserved payback. I found it, but Heather managed to wrestle it from my grip and locked herself in the bathroom. Garrett immediately came to my aid, and tried to help me break into the bathroom. While I was peering underneath the door, Heather got the bright idea to stick the gun out and shoot. It just so happened the she shot me near the bridge of my nose, at point blank range, scarcely missing my eye. Now I am sporting a black eye and a small circular scab. Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!
1 comment:
Um...when you told me she shot you with a pellet gun, you neglected to mention that she was aiming from underneath a bathroom door. As bad as I feel for you poor eye, I must say skumps to Heather for creativity and style.
p.s. My word verification is ullsit. At first glance it looks suspiciously like another word...a word you might say in reference to my comment, in fact.
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