I think that I should be looking at my life and wonder how it is possible that I have not posted on my blog since June of last year yet have nothing interesting to write. I am however going to write about something that I hate and disgusts me. I hate it when you are about to use a public restroom and you sit down and the seat is warm. Usually I think of warmth as relaxing and comforting, but in this scenario I find it very upsetting. It implies that the person who used the facilities before you sat long enough to get that seat good and warm, and that not enough time has passed for it to cool back down again--YUCK!
You might now ask yourself, am I really reading a blog post about toilet seats? The answer to that is definitively yes. Am I ashamed that this is all I have to write about right now? No! I think that it is a problem that needs to be addressed. OPERATION: NO MORE HOT SEATS! I will spend the next couple hours trying to see if I can come up with a better title for my campaign and may revisit this post later.