Tuesday, June 22, 2010

That Happy Child...


That's no happy child. I'm legitimately concerned that my baby has problems. You can be the judge.

1. He is far too large for the average child of his age.
2. His current favorite song is "When I Grow Up" by the Pussy Cat Dolls.
3. He does crawl-by bitings, in which if you leave a foot, arm, or any other body part dangling from the couch he will crawl by, bite you, then crawl away.
4. He hisses at people to show his displeasure...and it's not a cute hiss, it is venomous.
5. He spies on you. He'll pretend to be asleep when you enter his room, but the second you start doing something if you chance a glance at his crib you will find two little eyes peaking over the bumper at you and a very silent Isaac. I think he's gathering intel.
6. His favorite uncle appears to be the one overseas that knows how to use a machine gun, and whose favorite song is also "When I Grow Up" by the Pussy Cat Dolls. (you know who you are).