January

So I got nothing for January, and I just realized the month was almost over and I have posted nothing...I mean nothing. So this is a post about nothing to keep up my once a month posting schedule.

You'll shoot your eye out...

So, all in all a relatively normal Christmas for my family, oh yeah, except for one little detail:  Heather tried to shoot my eye out.  You see, Heather received a pellet gun from one of her many beaus.  She has spent much of her holidays shooting me and Garrett with it.  I decided I was going to find where she had stashed it and deliver her some well deserved payback.  I found it, but Heather managed to wrestle it from my grip and locked herself in the bathroom.  Garrett immediately came to my aid, and tried to help me break into the bathroom.  While I was peering underneath the door, Heather got the bright idea to stick the gun out and shoot.  It just so happened the she shot me near the bridge of my nose, at point blank range, scarcely missing my eye.  Now I am sporting a black eye and a small circular scab.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!   

More Boredom Activities:

Another one that can be kind of fun is if you head to any old search engine and type your name and a verb, you get some pretty wacky results!

Grace runs... for autism

Grace needs... constant care

Grace wants... to invest in alternative energies (I do...I really do!)

Grace makes... beauty out of ugly things

I learned so much about myself!  Here are some for Garrett:

Garrett plays... push around with a PAP (What does this mean?)

Garrett hugs... for a good day

Garrett wished... he'd put on a coat or something

Garrett hates... immigrants ( I do not agree with this)

If You're Bored...

If you're bored why not give this a try:

Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions in a note to your wall.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

Please post your results!

EVIL JACK

Garrett and I thought that it would be fun to dress Jack up as a festive holiday elf; we dressed him up and decided to snap a picture using our camera phone.  Much to our horror this is the resulting photo, which I believe will haunt my nightmares tonight.   

A Top 5 Must be Updated!

After seeing a movie last night I regret that I must update my Top 5 WORST Movies of all Time.  The new list is as follows:

1. TWILIGHT
2. Batman and Robin
3. Maid in Manhattan
4. From Justin to Kelly
5. Banger Sisters

That is all I have to report as of right now!  Good Day!

Garrett and Jack Holiday Fun!

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